"Attention Attention may I have all Your eyes and ears" - THE ACADEMY IS...

So here is the thing...I can't believe the type of people that come through my line at Walmart which got me thinking that there should definitely be rules to being a good customer.  What do you say? Great idea? well, I thought so too :)

6 SIMPLE Rules to being a good (tolerable)Costumer:


1. Stay off the phone!!
  - it wouldn't be so bad if you didn't expect me to automatically know you wanted seperate reciepts or that you wanted to just have a price check on something....point blank... don't get pissed at me because your not paying attention


2. Don't Smack Your Gum
- don't talk and smack your gum while your talking its not cute and its really hard to understand you. Plus its just plain rude!!!


3. Keep Control of your Damn Kids
- if you are so unorganized that you can't even keep your kids under control LEAVE THEM HOME!!! if your kids fall out of the cart its YOUR FAULT...if you come up to me because you left your kids in the game room and now don't know where they are its YOUR FAULT!


4. DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE I'M AN IDIOT!
- when you ask a question don't talk to me like i'm an idiot because um there is clearly a reason your asking the question. 


5. Just be nice!!
- we deal with millions of annoying, pissed off, and tired people a day...but seriously we don't care. we put on a smile and tell you to have a nice day so don't be rude! the more rude you are the less likely we are going to be willing to help and work with you. YELLING WILL NOT GIVE YOU YOUR WAY.  Learn that when your wrong your wrong!!!


6. Don't try and tell me whats what
- you're trying to tell me that a holiday item is 50% off when that holiday hasn't even happened yet?...hmm lets think about this. how about NO!! i'll be nice and do a price check but here is the thing, you were wrong and there is nothing i can do about it.